The penguins will build a wall. And make the republicans pay for it.

Half the Republican party might rage-quit the United States.

Correct. My mom puts butter on sandwich bread (untoasted) and it’s super weird, but I cope.

I live near the pool in my complex and were it not for the fact that the pool gate is unchained at 9am and no earlier I would not get any sleep on weekends in the summer. Damn kids are loud and would be swimming at 6am if they could.

I can side with the Tangs.

The Facebook news ticker is saying that the little boy’s remains have been found. Sadness.

A country that willingly bumbles on after 20 children are murdered will never get its shit together.

Oh gosh, I just want to give you and your mom the biggest hugs. I’m glad she is ok, and hope that she is receiving the support necessary for this trauma.

I want to slap so many people on Facebook right now but their heads are so far up their asses it’s not even worth getting crap on my hands.

Oh my gosh yes. When my brother and his wife bragged about getting a gun “for protection” I knew something bad was going to happen and I was powerless to stop it. Two unstable people should not have access to firearms. And now my brother’s dead because of it.

I have a rage stroke every time I get on FB these days with…

I think the market exists because people can say “my dishwasher has a light in it. I’m better than you.”

A good sign, with strong wording and stick figures in peril, would indeed probably be a wiser thing for Disney to install. “No Wading” just sounds like they don’t want you to have fun.

Being a cake decorator sometimes I have to fish small cake tools out of the bottom of the dishwasher, but I’ve never needed extra light to do so, lol.

It is amazing how the sound deadening materials are trickling down to the cheaper models now too. Last year I bought a low-end Whirlpool dishwasher (it’s nice enough to have buttons instead of a dial, but it’s by no means fancy ~$375 IIRC) and the only noise that’s audible outside the kitchen is a pleasant little…

If deadly animals are in the immediate area, you should tell tourists from out of town.

My mom had a former lab kitty (she had numbers tattooed in her ears and everything) and she was the sweetest cat ever. Would just hop into your lap, purr, lick you (please no), and just loved everyone. Does something about the lab environment train these animals to love the fact that they’re out of it? I dunno...but…

It takes me like 5 minutes to squeegee out my dog’s ears after water contact (stupid poodle ears) so nope nope nope do not want to be responsible for this.

I sure hope so...my last dog was SO dumb.

Aw, sweet pup just likes her happy place. My fear is that if I take my dog to a day care she’ll never want to go home. My dog loves EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. It’s a problem.

Looks an awful lot like my dog if there’s a treat in my hand and I’m asking her to do something.

But admit it, it’d be funny if the special of the day had a cutesy name like on Bob’s Burgers.