But women need men to protect them.

/s

Thank you for doing a little part :)

Same.

I go out of my way to rescue the little bastards from rain puddles. The world needs them.

We were working with cheap shitty makeup, so hopefully your product has something better.

Bee venom was in a lip plumping product we had to market at my last job. We gave it a try and noped into the bathroom to scrub that shit off.

Randilyn seconded.

I nominate myself as the town baker. Gimme all your monies for my tasty cookies and cakes.

If pain medication/steroids are medically necessary then they’re fine. If it’s for recreation then it’s bad, m’kay. Percocet right after an outpatient surgery is one thing, but if you’re still popping them three months later because they “work better than Advil” then we’ve got a problem (my mom has this problem).

Your…

Lol, my mom’s fat old cat is named John.

My good friend has guest privileges on her Zoo pass. We’ll get you in for freebies if you nerd out to us all day (‘cuz that’s super interesting).

I once managed to go to the San Diego Zoo on the most deserted day ever, and we actually got to stand around at the panda exhibit after the keepers had brought in a bunch of treats and playthings for the pandas. Normally they cattle prod you to keep moving through the observation area, so for once we actually got to…

Tiger Trail is pretty farking fantastic. I highly recommend the keeper talk too - these tigers are so huge and beautiful up close. There’s new little cheetah squees at the Wild Animal Park* too. And the lorokeets will always be my favorite in their nutty squaky glory.

* Locals refuse to call the park by the new name

My grandma compiled a pretty extensive list of her genealogy and soooo many families had like five kids in a row die. The next kid would usually be given the same name, only to die like the last one :(

Add Younique and DoTerra to that list. Gosh I’ve had to unfriend some people over it...

I’m 100% sure that most Mormons allow their children basic medical care, though.

this looks more driven by Gap Inc. thinking everyone wants to wear yoga pants

Zoidberging is the best verb. I used it yesterday.

I was rear ended in January and yup, was quite pleased not having whiplash for a few days.

Chain emails were Fox News before we had Fox News.