Oh my gosh can we start a movement to kick aisle blockers in the shins...

I can see a Target from my cubicle - will continue to shop and pee there without batting an eye.

a “therapy” show in which “celebrity” mothers and daughters “work out” their issues by screaming and conniving against each other

My brother and I made a Terminator Barbie. We survived.

His chicken stock is so damn good. And good on the book - I know too many people who can barely use a microwave.

You just described my office and I hadn’t realized the irony until now! I love it!

Once the other female employee leaves for the day I become The Keeper of the Bathrooms. If the guys want to use one of our single women’s restrooms to change or whatever they have to come ask me.

Dude, I LOVE bathrooms where the “stalls” are actual little rooms. You feel so fancy!

Thank you - I’m not deep into the campaign for LGBT rights but I don’t oppose them and my acquaintances are all clutching their pearls over how they’re going to be attacked in a Target bathroom. I didn’t quite know how to point out the fallacy of their Fox News logic but I can work with what you said.

#notallmensrooms

(actually, yes, all men’s rooms I’ve seen)

Going to support your love for Alton Brown. I learned SO much from Good Eats and I nerd out on friends explaining why food works the way it works.

It sucks because my dad and step mom are obsessed with those channels so every time I visit they insist I watch some episode and I die inside a little.

I didn’t even notice (I should be working so I’m scanning articles to restore my brain function). And we’re in the grays so your oopsie dies with this article.

Shoot, I had a coyote cruising around my garage this morning (and I had my dog with me) and I noped out of there so fast. Extra nope on the jumbo sized salad eaters.

It’d be funny if bison were the cuddle monsters that poodles are.

Same.

Wear your eye rolls proudly. Shows attention to detail.

I seem to be the only person who can’t stand any of the drivel on HGTV or Food Network (whatever it’s called now) these days - including this.

You must have excellent eyesight. My shit eyes can’t see anything below 10pt without bringing it to my eyes and I can’t be arsed to do that.

Ah! There was something about that line that was bugging me on first read and that was it!

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