Me at every eye doc appointment.

what the hell are you doing in California?

Light colored eyes (which redheads often have) are also more sensitive to light. Another reason to tint windows - just pain ‘ol eyeball comfort.

I’m a ginger and I’ve definitely burned like this before. This might be a picture of me. I for sure have those abs. I swear.

Agreed.

Tinted windows also helps to keep people from seeing me singing/yelling in the car.

Cake lady me says “Sweet! Easy cake to make!” Tasty too.

Also how to dismantle a P trap and not make a mess! That’s where all my sink clogs are.

I am a Favorite Person per your definition and it nets me lots of free meals and dogsitting. Win win.

Maybe he was expecting a rumble in the parking lot. Because Trader Joe’s parking lots will be Trader Joe’s parking lots...

It’s because our traffic is only slightly less soul crushing. And bomb ass tacos.

My friend treated me to a pedi for my birthday last year and she was rewarded with a nasty foot fungus, which was made worse by her diabetes. I can’t willingly go to nail salons anymore.

6-year-old girl nearly drowned when her hair was caught in a Spa Castle pool vent.

I would call the police after I beat the shit out of the rapist.

THAT’S WHERE I KNEW THIS FROM!

Same here! You save bundles!

I always have flip flops, sweatpants, and a hair clip waiting for me in the car after a wedding. It’s fun dolling up, but darnit, I’m over it within an hour.

This sounds like heaven.

I loved Pop the Question. I had always hoped they’d do a feature on nontraditional engagement/wedding rings because I have no clue what I want but I know what I don’t want.

And jabs at Pnina dresses.

Long live the backyard pool party wedding reception.