I mean if Trump isn’t going to pay taxes, why should he enjoy the benefits of our justice system? Everyone should be allowed to release Trump information with perfect impunity!

It’s literally impossible to keep track of all the hypocrisies at this point. The books written about this election will have separate volumes of footnotes. Some screenwriter is going to have an anyeurism in Starbucks trying to unpack all this three months from now.

Revenge crafted with the same care as Jeb!’s homemade guacamole.

Has anyone asked Giuliani about Trump doubling down on his Central Park 5 truthering? Let’s not let that insanity get lost in the chaos. Since Rudy is making the rounds, someone better bring it up.

HEY NOW #notallbowlers

Question for the ladies:

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Honestly, what the fuck is it going to take to get this dude out of our faces finally? I can’t even imagine what rock bottom is at this point

No true conservative should support his insular, protectionist bullshit.

There you go, don’t let facts get in the way of your political agenda.

I’m going with “Hopelessly corrupt”. 50 years ago, these two would have been writing articles about how smoking was totally harmless and good for you, all while wearing RJ Reynolds lab coats.

Yah, I mean Hernandez was probably doing the most healthy thing there. Between, Doc Gooden, Darryl, Lenny Dykstra, and Bob Ojeda, weight should be least of their concerns...

This is a level of stupid that should result in the writers losing their jobs in academia. I’m not really being hyperbolic here, either.

So you’re saying that when given three kind of bad choices Fitzpatrick can be counted on to consistently pick the worse of the three. And you’re offering this as some sort of endorsement? Interesting.

I’m getting the shakes. And I’m getting the fries!

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

This is in poor taste.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Can you print these out and bind them in leather wrapped hardback? I would love to sit in my overstuffed chair and peruse these on a cold winter night. Freaking classics. I will say they are at least persistent.

Damn. If only this saltiness could be melted down and put into a syringe I’d inject it between my toes or wherever I still have good veins.