That 3% battery charge bothers me more than anything mentioned in the article.

Pats Pulpit writers have eternal victim complex. This article is more of it. 

Younger me: Would be nice to hit them white girls up. But risks of wrongful imprisonment is too great.

Al Davis in hell right now

Don’t let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy, I say.

Speaking for absolutely all white people - after a rough year (trump etc.) I’m really glad to hear we got this going for us.

“Hey...why dont we play that Hackensack kid or Tom Petty?”

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

“We easily have the best team in our conference.”
“You mean the NFC West?”
“What? No, sorry. Jed is taking us to Dreamforce later and those tech bros can’t play for shit.”

Wow, imagine if something like this happened in a professional league.

Geez. Even the refs don’t watch WNBA games.

I had a meatball friend texting me a week ago that Baez was a “fucking scumbag” and “garbage” for the way he played. He would prefer to have Conor Gillaspie because he doesn’t show off... plays the game the “right way.”

That comparison is meaningless because in ‘67 the offensive levels around the league were much, much lower. Mo’s OPS+ for ‘96 was 150, Yaz’ for ‘67 was 193. You’re missing all of the context in those two seasons.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Everything IS bigger in Texas! Even the ripoffs!

All my excess live in Texas.

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

Rob Delaney is doing something similar, but from the left:

Sink, Florida, sink!

He’s got below average speed, unless he seizure in trouble.