“All IP should be public domain.”

“Which, judging by the outcome, means he’s a hideously shitty boxer.”

Since it’s the Internet, it’s cool and fun to call other people assholes. Hamilton Nolan, you’re also an asshole. YOU’RE A JUDGY ASSHOLE. :)

“Why do white people want to say that word so bad?”

“IDK, I’m ranting...I just don’t get why we always seem to feel the need to tear everything down these days. I get that the world sucks right now but...goddamn...can’t we have a few patches of sunlight every now and again?”

“white people (myself included I suppose) love getting hyped the fuck up about stuff, logically or not. It’s who we are. Look how hyped up white people get about the supposed “War on Christmas”. I can’t imagine how hyped white people would be if we ever faced any kind of actual, tangible systematic discrimination and…

“But what I really do not give a fuck about is the original video that sparked all this. They rapped along to a popular song, who the hell cares?”

“My fellow white people really are the fucking worst.”

Is this not the place to complain about how whenever a white person disagrees with a black person’s assessment of another black person’s death at the hands of the police, the disagreeing white person is immediately either dismissed or ridiculed for being blinded by “white privilege” or outright called a racist?

“I guess if you work for Remington then yeah you probably talk about guns a lot but, man. Find something else to talk about.”

“I would say ‘obsessing over guns’ is a character issue. Got one in the house? Fine. Is that all you talk about? Let’s rethink your priorities.”

“No, but it is a character issue.”

He fucked up by not mentioning it sooner. It probably would have been nothing if they clicked in every other way. He could have broached it respectfully, kept it light while they were having a great time on a date. Now it looks like he’s either a wuss or deceitful.

Is this really so hard to believe, though? 16 oz of water weighs about a pound. I’ve slammed 64 oz of water after a good workout, so that’s 4 lbs, and I’m literally a foot shorter than Lebron and weigh 100 pounds less. If he started the game a little dehydrated or at least thirsty, couldn’t he put away 112 oz of…

“Do these types of companies still exist where raises are individualized?”

Overlooking the condescension oozing from your prose, how do you honestly compare Eric Garner’s death with Nicole Simpson’s? One had been arrested more than 30 times, and the other just fucked somebody and got killed for it.

“i agree. unfortunately, i will always side-eye phylicia rashad for her adamant support of a serial rapist. just because someone is good to you does not mean he’s not a monster.”

“The definition of “shallow” now includes, “Know what you’re talking about before you speak”? It’s one thing to have an opinion, it’s another to go on at length about something you yourself never actually experienced.”

“Hm. Maybe you’re both wrong, and people need to get together and discuss it.”