I know we’re not supposed to body-snark, but I’m not a fan of models who are so thin that their torsos start pixelating.

Fellow perpetual single and that is my reaction to this story and also almost every story my friends tell me when they want to vent about their significant others.

Not tragic for the family who lost both their sons in a single night?

Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

So, basically, it’s like everytime you try to have a faculty meeting. Everyone is never free on the same night.

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

I try not to judge people’s sexual preferences.

Fuck cancer

i finance my car and replace it every 2 years. I’m not buying snow tires to then keep them as a trophy after I trade in my car. Snow tires also don’t solve the world’s problems. They just make you feel a little better about yourself. Sliding on black ice is still sliding on black ice. The big difference is:
Without…

I hate to say it, because it seems so obvious, but also to drive with your lights on, i can't tell how many times when its raining/snowing and people are driving around with no lights 0n. its less about headlights, and more about the tail lights and person behind you being able to see you.

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.