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Creepy Obamacare ads need to be renewed with an elephant ;)

Small government, wooooo!

Happy Birthday, my ass.

What! People of color (not all of them) always want to be whiter. All of Asia sells whitening creams like crazy, especially India. Latin America too. From Mexico to Japan, you see girls wearing super white make up to hide their real color. Our countries always praise pale skin, as if that meant you’re classier, or

Don’t forget the sunscreen! Us brownies can get cancer too!

I thought the same about my nose. Then I discovered a black spot on my arm at 40. It’s not just your face, folks, and melanoma is for real.

White people want to be brown, brown people want to be white.

SPF30 is some melanin haver shit. Us true day walkers require SPF50+

I continue to be amazed by how many forms addiction takes. Hers is tanning, mine is candy. Whoever is free of addiction is a kind of miracle angel seraph unicorn to me.

OR JUST BE PALE THATS OKAY TOO JOIN OUR COVEN IN THE SHADE WITH THE SPF30

Guys! True story time, I am currently the owner of Thom’s old bike! A friend of mine does boat repairs and such for him and Thom asked him to get rid of it, ipso facto, I ended up with it. It’s pretty great to have my ass so close to the ass of musical greatness.

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You don’t even wanna know what he’s gonna do with those maracas.