If Kearse wanted to keep the ball, maybe he shouldn't have thrown it into the crowd.

Easy. Zero.

Or he's introverted AND feels that being good at football is his "safe place." He acts like he always has and doesn't specifically think about what he's doing. Having fun and showing bravado on the field, or not liking a crowd in his face are not mutually exclusive.

As a proud 12, I will happily put in money toward paying the upcoming fine. Lynch is a freaking treasure.

Well, the prostitute might have a family.

Isn't he one of those right-wingy family values guys? I swear I remember reading something to that effect about him during the last election.

Fun fact: Greg Anthony is one of the few open Republican athletes. I'm not saying it's related, but it does make it funnier.

If I know Chris Johnson, he wasn't carrying them very far.

So a black man actually had a gun and wasn't shot? Progress man. Progress.

As a member of the Jets, he's quite familiar with relatively minor offenses.

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever tell the police yes, when they ask if they can search your vehicle. Ever.

Always say "No."

So You Think You Can Lance

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

Man these helmets are so great looking.

This is easily the coolest thing I've ever seen on the NFL Network.

[guy has never seen UFC before]

"Wrong kid." - Donald Sterling