Pretty much begins and ends with this.

We'll we can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in our time.

You people scare me.

Hack - "to write computer programs for enjoyment" Merriam-Webster

Stop being such a pedant, especially if you're going to be an inaccurate pedant.

You should really try this approach on the next person dumb and sad enough to make romantic contact with you.

This reminds me of the time I killed that guy and put his body in the RV

Authorities are seeking this man for questioning:

"They were initially suspicious of the group of 11 guys but eventually realized they were innocent."

"I know I'm risking a murder charge, but I just can't pass up the rental income!"

Note to self.

Most interesting conversation a group of women in a Minneapolis bar will hear for a while.

Let's be real, the story of finding a dead body during a bachelor party has to get you laid. Except for the groom obviously.

To be clear, you're suggesting that they ignore what relevant, influential people have to say in a giant story involving race relations in sports to cover a 25-game stretch of good play by a rookie in a 162-game season and the fact that the NFL draft is ALMOST here?

This is an outrage. You should demand a refund, post haste.

And this is why people like Sterling get away with stuff like this. Because of peanut sized attention spans.

yeah, a major cultural reckoning on a nation-wide scale regarding a Big 3 sport? Why report on that?

So basically David Stern vetoed the Chris Paul trade to the Lakers so that his good pal could add another "young black body" to his stable. Fuck David Stern.

In that Villanova-Villanova matchup, I think I like Villanova. Because there are some serious questions about Villanova, and I think Villanova can exploit that.