When it comes down to it, Spider-Man has always been one of the most powerful in the Marvel Universe. Within hours of gaining his powers, he’s stronger than CA, more agile than Hulk\Thor, and is ~almost~ impossible to hit. Combine those abilities with an adaptable ranged weapon and purported near-genius intelligence,…

There’s a place in hell for those people. Dante told me.

If there’s a version of Spider-Man who’s NOT quippy, I don’t wanna know about it.

There are actually people complaining about Spider-Man being quippy, and I’m not sure I want to live in this world anymore.

If you believe that graph, I have a bridge to sell ya too.

I like how you pick sides still but it wasn’t that they are both complete idiots

That is so sad.

Anyone who calls this traveling can die in a fire.

Anyone who calls this traveling can die in a fire.

I did this two weekends ago and it was one of the best decisions I have ever made.

This gave me a raging Banner.

UK use of "solicitor" is pretty much the same as US use of "lawyer".

Just to be clear, the English definition of Solicitor is akin to a lawyer who specializes in paperwork?

hey Martha , what do you think? Is the dress gold and whiiiiiiiiiii

Screw the NFL. It's not the Dolphins' fault that they can communicate with free agents via echolocation.

Yeah and I was waiting on a Santa is Nordic thesis statement. Megyn Kelly's comments on Jesus is white, Eric Garner, Ferguson, Michelle Obama, President Obama, liberals "using" black people to promote a "leftist" agenda, etc. scream racism.

Jesus Christ on a bicycle.

"'Net Neutrality' is Obamacare for the Internet." - Ted Cruz

Fuck you my fellow Americans who didn't vote last election.

AND a SPECIAL FUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU to those who did and voted for people in this bastard's party.

Ted Cruz is in charge of NASA??? Fuck.