So will his new team build a separate shower/locker for him? The locker room is a workplace, and I'm not sure how many workplaces allow those who may have physical attraction to each other to be naked with each other. Just seems like a harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.

Perhaps he accidentally used the Unsafe Face Water.

bastard

It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

Russian Security Officer: "What is wrong with eye?"

That's what he gets for cleaning his monocle with Sochi water.

Weekend at Bernard Hopkins'

Someone has asked Jason Keidel to address the rumor that JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN —

Why would somebody think that JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN? I've actually never heard somebody say that JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN before. Has JASON KEIDEL ever been ACCUSED OF MOLESTING CHILDREN? I guess you are right, though. The only way we can be sure the whole JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN narrative is…

A certain ignorant segment of America is already quick to brand black athletes

I think Jason Keidel, who obviously doesn't molest children, really needs to put out a few columns on the subject to disprove to all those idiots that think JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN.

So wait, let me try and understand this as I have a tendency to gloss over portions of text. Is this guy actually saying that it's somehow Marshawn Lynch's responsibility to convince a small racist subsection of the population that he doesn't in fact fit into any of the bigoted garbage stereotypes that said…

Geez, what a thug. He just said he goes into the strip club and doesn't even tip.

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

Can't wait to see how the hockey apologists explain that it's apples and oranges.

I don't believe her for a second.

This is horseshit. This was not a scheduled sit-down interview between Andrews and Sherman in some office or restaurant somewhere. This was an interview in which she grabbed him in the immediate aftermath of a brutal rivalry game for the highest stakes. The whole POINT of that interview is to get an honest emotional…

Since your boy claimed that George's in game 360 dunk is a once in a lifetime event, I think pickledgravy has a point. I don't agree with the "Meh" though. It was a great dunk.

I guess it depends on what you consider a lifetime...

I tried that once in a drunken Nerf hoop game a few years back. Afterwards they all called me The One as well. The one with a broken ankle, the one who caused $500 in damage to the living room. The one who's not allowed to play drunken Nerf hoop any longer.