"Speak for yourself."

1 package of ground beef? I think you're exaggerating. Unless you just mean "too much for me", in which case, *shrug*.

Browns receivers should know by now that weedin' is always going to make them look bad.

Employee #1: Hey man, you see this email from IT? It says we can now access all our documents and music and whatever from anywhere we log on, as long as we put our data in the "cloud." That's pretty cool.

No language or dialect is superior or inferior to any other. All speech has the capacity to express the same ideas and thoughts. Southern English and AAVE are just as valid as whatever you consider "proper" English.

I think it was an honest question because most Alabama fans don't really know what English sounds like.

Yes, this guy speaks Ebonics and yes, it's embarrassing and yes, some White folk will have a field day with this on the "dark side" of the nets to promote what ever messed up agenda they have.

You have clearly never been to Columbus, Ohio.

This Santa deserved to get shot if for anything because he was a day early. The only mythical character allowed to come on the Eve is Adam.

"Here was a large, unkempt, suspicious-looking man, threatening to make lists about my kids, then break into my house tonight with a 'delivery'. I acted on instinct."

Well if someone in DC hit their target you can rule out RG3 as a suspect.

"Where can I sign up?" -Jason Collins

Yeah, because Meyer left Florida so he could finally get paid at OSU. Why he coached for free before then I'll never understand.

Geez, talk about an offensive lineman, amirite?!?!

I'm not sure what i am more excited about....the Ortiz Grand Slam or the fact that someone FINALLY took a video in LANSCAPE mode. Go SOX!

It's about time Ortiz transitioned into the Grandpapi role.

this was much more enjoyable than fan-shot videos from Giants games.

I really don't understand how Bill Simmons is so popular. His writing consists of nothing but anecdotes about calls from his father or emails from his buddies, occasional references to The Wire and The Sopranos, and "Wouldn't it be cool if..." NBA trade speculation. Oh, and Boston sports. Always Boston sports.

Yes, because clearly only black people steal things, no one of ANY other race EVER steals. You're a moron, that's your problem.