I like how each “positive” bullet is interlaced with a cringe-worthy one. (i.e., no voice changing option but it might be downloadable —> no moogles -> there will be limit break type moves —> you can’t breed chocobos”

I LOVE how the logic of moogles not fitting into the atmosphere is okay but chocobos can slip into a…

I like how despite their “efforts” to “parody’ the characters let’s say... they blatantly use the MCU Avengers Theme in the fight scene.

Tempted to get this... although I don’t think it’ll fit over her “cone of shame”

As an asian male, I must say, this degree of facial hair is impressive to say the least. All I can manage is a few patches of .. yeah let’s not go there.

I was just thinking the same thing about the stunner LOL

Why is “full voice acting” even an option? I would think that after 18 years that option would be a given...

“Shenzhen”, why am I not surprised? At the same time, I’m a little surprised... because you can get 90% identical ripoffs of anything in Shenzhen... except... this seems to be the 10% leftover...

I wonder if this’ll end up like that first episode of Sailor Moon Crystal that was re-edited and re-released? lol...

Hey Kakarot... you look kinda cool.

“Needs more muscles” - Rob

Is it just me or do these remind anyone else of thigh high cowboy boots/chaps? ...

So.... the argument is that it sounds too “foreign”... okay... and “Yeager” sounds Japanese? Okay I’ll give you that one too, but am I supposed to believe that (despite the typically homogenous population) Japan is COMPLETELY void of foreigners??

“Corbin didn’t even take off his shirt before sending Grimace back to McDonald’s” Ouch... what an insult — to Grimace!

Still looks better than hot dog crust.

Final story arc: Donald Trump the IV announces his presidential candidacy by proposing a wall between the US and Canada, ‘cause Canada is full of moose and rabid wolverines... some of which might be good, but not all of them.

So the oil and gas in Alberta is irrelevant? Seems like a “minor” detail missed..

Fantastic article Mr. Allan! I strongly support the use of board games (and some video games for that matter) for the development of cognitive, language, and even speech skills. I mean, as nice as it is to hear that the FDA has approved a game for use with individuals with autism, the market saturation and commercial…

So.... are we to assume that their spines are always arched this way as if the “man” portion replaces a head and cervical vertebrae? Seems like an awful lot of strain to eat some grass...

What’s the daughter’s name again? I had forgotten already...

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to —- well nevermind, I guess there was a third option.