If south dakota isn’t a shithole state, why doesn’t tomi lahren stay there? let’s be honest. call it like it is.

Tom Brady never seems to sprain his ankles and he drinks water. I’m not saying Steph should start drinking water, but he might want to think about drinking water

Here’s the worst part.

Look, the question is not “does he have a right not to be hit?” because of course he does. The question is, “What is the appropriate response to a violation of that right under the circumstances?”

That mentality kills me. I work in homes and schools with kids and adults who have severe behavioral problems. Often this results in violent attacks on myself and coworkers. In these instances, we have been specifically trained in de-escalation techniques and restraints to protect ourselves and do the least amount of…

there but for the grace of god go i

I’m guessing those Blue Lives Matters assholes are going to be conflicted as all hell. On the one hand, they’re going to argue that the drunk chick had it coming. On the other, black guy. Truly a Sophie’s choice situation for them.

It is true that Tom Brady does all these things, and it is true that Tom Brady has a uniquely fit and able body. That doesn’t mean that the two things are related, or that “it works.” Tom Brady was uniquely fit and able prior to beginning these practices, AND spends all the hours between when he wakes up and goes to…

...and he presumes that the muscles under his skin look like “beautiful tenderloins” instead of “shriveled jerky.”

Last night, Marshawn truly became President.

I’ve never seen a more masterfully stupid way to take credit for someone else’s work. “My strategy was to let someone else’s skill compensate for the lack of mine. We’ll see how he can improve my strategy going forward.”

“President Trump can boast about grabbing women by their genitals all day long, but you fuck one horse, and you’re a horse fucker for ever.”

Right now the only thing giving me a remote glimmer of hope is Trump is removed from office (I don’t care how), and Pence is neutralized by the mid-term elections. Sometimes I don’t know which is more terrifying, the fact Trump is completely incompetent, or the fact if Pence becomes president he might be more…

You can’t legislate evil. You can, however, legislate so people who would do evil don’t have access to military grade weapons and ammunition. Also, we legislate against evil already...they’re called “LAWS” you stupid fucking NRA ass monkeys.

Yep. I have a friend who spent two years in Burkina Faso with the Peace Corps, at a time when some of the most terrifying Islamist militias on earth were fighting and killing just over the border in Mali. He suffered more privations, and probably did more long-term good for the United States, than someone filing…

This is precisely why my favorite team is Norwich City. On the ball city!

Considering joining in.

GOLDEN STATE DIDN’T BLOW A 3-1 LEAD!