Beyond that useless tidbit of knowledge that I have, I truly could not give a rats tiny ass.

I am a big animal lover, so much so that I can’t even watch them being harmed in make-believe on TV. Does The Dog Die.com is my best friend.

wow, look at those gal pals. just pals that are gals. such good friends. probably roommates! Gals.

Apparently none of them were allowed to be in uniform (besides Harry not being allowed to in general anymore)

Absolutely. I have also played that daily game of “how hard should I fling myself from my car to not permanently maim myself, but injure myself gravely enough that I don’t have to go in....”

My main worry right now is how we’re definitely not all going to come out of this the same. Meaning between me and my neighbour, who is an anti-vaxxing anti-masker who thinks this whole thing is a hoax and went to a rally in a small town near ours last week. The people who don’t think anyone is dying, who have been…

Daddy’s...gonna...kill....Ralphieeee?

He probably thinks vaccines give you chips, and temp checks laser your brains.

It usually just ends with me doing the Truffle Shuffle to remind myself I’m good at something.

What a dapper little dude.
I’ll be there with bells on
(my crotch).

Guess you should’ve read that first article then, eh? Then we wouldn’t have this problem.

Man I feel you. I live in Ontario, which is shitting the bed right now. There is no light at the end of the tunnel, and if there is one it’s a fucking train.

If someone sent me a (consensual) dickpick with a little hat on, I would marry them instantly.

Hello, fellow S.Ont tiny town native here. Sounds about right.

my dyslexic ass definitely misread that as ‘a corpse at every wedding’ but I think it’s pretty fitting here.

I think you know the answer. I’m so sorry though, this is so hard.

ok Lorena, chill out

That’s why my favourite FB tag group is “this isn’t an airport, no need to announce your departure”

I both love and hate the human race simultaneously, so much so that I believe it will drive me mad.