yehhh I’m gonna need to see pictures of this so I can gush over it forever and put it on my vision board...

This made me laugh, and on today we all need a good laugh.

I never knew I wanted Cheech until now...now it is all I can hope for

Men have such high opinions of themselves until it comes to things they don’t want to do. Then it becomes “oh I can’t sweep the kitchen, I don’t know how”

Actual words from my actual ex.

OK how bout this, and hear me out...

No.

who pissed in y’alls cornflakes this morning?

They’re too busy using “Horton” as some sort of misguided strawman for banning abortion.

take your fucking star and go.

I showed this to my mother, un-prompted, and she immediately said “Hitler”.

I will never get over the injustice of fans hating Skylar. people are fucking delusional and it’s terrifying.

true! hmmm I wonder how old Angelica is....

Folks, what are your thoughts on the age of Only Fans and some celebrities selling sex consensually? I’ve always found it as almost taking the power out of a leaked nude or leaked tape.

I forget who it was that had a topless photo float around, so instead of trying to beg the person to take it down, she posted one…

What is it that you need to tell your kid while she’s at school? I imagine if it is something dire like Grandma died you could call the school directly.

Just thinking about not having a phone for majority of my time in school, then getting one in HS. If it was a message about a late pickup or dinner, it’s a message…

I just had a mental image of a bear dropping his much anticipated glass of lemonade on a hot day, and being real put off by it.

I wouldn’t want to spend time with him either.

I was thinking about this a lot yesterday, tbh. I was trying to look at it through many lenses; as a newly single person, I did feel the sting of lonliness, but then decided to examine why. The rampant consumerism surrounding Valentines and it’s focus on “you’re only worthy if you have somoeone to love” is dangerous.…

I’ve never placed huge significance on it, but I enjoy seeing the little bits of love people share on the day. I LOVE Valentines Day, I love seeing people post pictures of their partners on Facebook, I love friends who send each other silly Valentines with characters from the Office on them, I love people taking time…

You feel better now that you’ve got that out of your system?

I’ve heard Boreanaz is a real piece of work himself...

I attended a virtual meet n greet type thing for other sapphics and the sort, and the amount of women who had the exact same story made me feel a bit better. Even moreso, when I expressed my frustration and shame in being 30+ when finally coming out, I was flooded with messages from women saying they were 25, 28, 35,…

Can there just be a Samantha spinoff? I’d watch that 10000 times over a SATC reboot.