I snort laughed a little too aggressively at this...

That’s the general rule here in Ontario.

Canada.

Sharp Objects is an incredible show as well, I didn’t like her much before seeing it but now I’m very impressed.

This is my favourite video on the internet and I watch it whenever I’m in a bad mood.

cause, EWW A GIRL.

oh my GOD yes, I had the hardest time finding someone to do myhair....until I found my recent stylist who, while being so-so as a hairdresser, doesn’t ask inane questions constantly to fill the void. It’s relaxing instead of anxiety inducing, for ONCE

As someone who works in retail/hospitality, I will take aNY opportunity to just have....quiet. I’ll be cordial and say hello, and thank you. But other than that, silence is so nice.

Because sometimes strangers are creepy.

man, you really have a big fuckin issue with your brothers sister eh.

I’m a huge Stephen King fan so the Maximum Overdrive reference has me cheering, ALSO there is a book on tape of Yeardley reading Stephen King short stories and she twists her voice from her light ‘Lisa’-esque to this really creepy, gravelly croak to do certain voices and it is THE BEST.

My best and dearest friend lost her mother in a sudden accident last week and though I can only imagine what she is going through, as it would be my worst nightmare, I can’t relate to it enough to know what to say or do. ..

I’ve had nights with her where I made her favourite food and we just watched silly videos and…

I HAD NO IDEAAAA

I have used the term “white person hot” many times and it always gets you where you need to go.

As a chronically underhydrated adult who finds water boring unless I am hung over, I may need to play the “drink to the band” game myself.

I just finished my yearly 30 Rock rewatch on Amazon Prime video, which has been worth its price nearly tenfold since signing up for it, what with Amazon Prime and discovering The Marvelous Mrs Maisel.

I started saying “I’m so sad to hear of your father passing” instead of sorry. I know it’s the go-to, but after losing family members its just so over and over and tends to go in one ear and out the other.

When I say I’m sad, I’m letting you know that I am feeling and empathizing with you, and that I understand a loss…

sooo doesn’t count