If everyone got up to get their food during the breaks, it would be mass chaos.

One of the comments on his Twitter rebuttal was “this is a weird mons to die on” and I could just have a fit it was so funny

4 star is great, it’s the reasoning behind it. The 4 star example was the “this tourist location is too busy”, which to me is a weird reason to knock a star off. I guess I’m looking at it from both a customer service standpoint and a marketing standpoint (as I do both in my job) and have seen our overall rating go…

Online reviews set my teeth on edge. I work in a very busy winery that is bombarded by tourists every summer. Our team is incredible and gives top notch service, but sometimes it’s hard to give a truly great experience when we are inundated by so many customers. It’s not a staffing issue, as there’s be no room for…

uhm. no.

Jade plants are not Cat Safe

Yes.

Lord, she looks like her mother in her youth.

I have “The Brick Bible” which is...the Bible but told through comic book form featuring Lego and Lego people.

It’s the best Christmas give I’ve ever gotten from my (as equally as I) disenfranchised ex-Catholic sister.

I thought I would get tired and irritated by the repetition, especially with the song (which I liked and wanted to continue liking) but they did such a good job, by the last few episodes when the song became warped and the apartment became empty, I was begging for things to be back to normal again.

So good. All of it.…

I’m in love with this. I’m in love I’m in love I’m in love.

omh hahaha no staaahp yer trahmutizin meh.

I feel like his hand is probably the size of my whole face and would be able to wipe away both tears and years of trauma with just one thumb and that gentle voice. I just want him to tuck me into bed and tell me tomorrow will be better, goddamnit.

The real question is...did it taste good?

RECIPES, please.

I work on a bar and I’ve had middle-aged men call me “honey” “Sweetie” whatever...the dudes said it in a manner that was so condescending it made me want to wretch. I’ve had dudes touch my lower back to get by my in the store when they had ALL the room in the world to go around me. BLECH.

But this sweet old lady with…

 tiFor the first time in my life, I love my job. I went from a shitty warehouse job working customer service in a windowless office for 5 years (and hating every minute of my life even when I WASN’T working, that’s how miserable that job made me) to finding a career within a field I had never EVER considered for…

HAHAHA this is so great. That is a Puss in Boots look at the bottom there....

My girl is SO CHATTY, she usually chirps like a little bird but will often let out a scream-like “me-AHHH” when she’s hungry, or two short “ER-ER” [like “nuh-uh”] when she wants to be left alone. She talks ALL. FUCKING. DAY. I’ve never had a cat before her so I thought something was wrong....turns out she’s just a chat…

There is nothing fucked up about this beautiful, resting bitch face.