How are you finding the doc? I just watched the first episode with my partner and if I’m honest, I’d much rather continue the series than see this stupid Efron glorification.

The trailer looked like an action film with a lead that could have easily been played by Jason Statham. I’m not one for monetizing off of horrendous stories such as his, but fuck, if I didn’t know about Bundy I would not have the reaction to this film that I should have.

Queer Eye for the KonMari Life

there was music?!

When I was a kid, I was eating a chewy chocolate bar with a loose tooth.

There’s money from the tooth fairy I never saw.

what kind of dicks are you sucking

The amount of boys who have told me this is infuriatingly astronomical. Straight girls hear this all the GD time, it’s ridiculous! I’m glad you knew he was a nut job (no pun intended) and got outta there lmfao
I’ve also been told that it whitens your teeth and is good for your hair. All excuses for dudes to come on you…

One of the first videos is literally a girl critiquing a vulva.

I read that too fast and my brain took it as “pictures of salad can snowball into rabbit oversharing” and thought....hmm yes makes sense

oh my god, for a moment I imagined human skin on a cuppa and I almost hurked all over my keyboard.

Still gross, but not human skin gross.

There must be, like the universe with only shrimp.

Any vibrations for an extended amount of time is bad for any wine, bubbles or no.

I’m staring down a 32K monster right now and it’s feeling pretty hopeless...any tips on staying the course and not wanting to fling yourself into the ocean?

I really liked I Feel Pretty. The fact that they didn’t switch between her ‘real life’ and ‘fantasy head trauma’ body, as they do in Shallow Hal (Jack Black’s Skinny Paltrow vs everyone elses Fat Paltrow for gag jokes). The arms she hated before, she looked at them and loved them. The face she picked over in the…

I cannot for the life of my keep my car clean. It’s such a struggle, though my intentions are always good

My mom and I have a ‘crap basket’ where all the things that don’t belong on the first floor go, so eventually it’ll be brought back up to their proper place. It’s better than the ugly SPREAD that happens with clutter!

I’m so glad I’m not the only person who is bothered by this too! LED christmaslights, LED lightbulbs, LED candles, LED car headlights....they make me nauseous and give me the worst headache. I can’t stand it, it makes going into public almost unbearable sometimes.

Same to you, cheers friend.

Hello fellow industry friend, I work in Niagara wine country.

The one thing I’ll say about American visitors...they tip the best, the most often, and will ask if they’re allowed to because some places (run by demons) have told them they’re not allowed to take tips.

oh fuck, you’d hate Iceland then. Travelled with a group of Canadians who were all SUPER smiley and overjoyed to greet our host families and though they were wonderful and lovely people, we recieved NO smiles or laughs or warm greetings. It just isn’t a thing in some cultures.