She doesn’t even have enough spices to necessitate an entire rack.

Not old enough to drink, but old enough to drive drunk Mommy home. I hope you took advantage of that

My wonderful soulmate, friend and teacher, my grandmother, passed this summer and this will be the first holiday without her. I’m still waiting for someone to come out and tell me that it’s all a pratical joke, because my brain just can’t comprehend that she’s actually gone. It’s just not true, because it can’t be.

I’m…

fucking thank you.

Listen. I am the first person to call our problematic shit.

But this song just doesn’t strike me that way. People take lines out of context that, YAH sound creepy. But the entire thing makes me feel like a woman who is playing with the idea of being naughty and staying over at her gentleman suitor’s house. For every…

so grab your dick and double click!

BUGS BUGS BUGSBUGSBUGSBUGS...EVERYBOODDDYYY

I’m glad I’m not the only one who ‘got’ her Tweet as funny.

See, I read the tweet as ‘this movie is so bad and inconsequential now that I forgot I was even in it’ .....as did I, so I laughed pretty hard.

Fuck whats with all the hate guys.

that’s a nice story, grandpa.

You can go back at night, and the event will still trigger. I found it during the day, looted it, found this article, then went back at a night and it still worked.

No no. It’s okay. He can stand behind it all he wants....just a few inches over....that’s it...bullseye

“MAH GHUUUURRRLLUH”

I bug my partner by yelling a cheerful “HI MISTER!” when I wake him up in the morning now. RDR2 has been the light of my life lately.

Happy Holocaust has me laaauuuuughing oh god

Since being on BC for years, I can tell you the exact hour of the exact day of each month I will get my period and I’ve never been more grateful that my body isn’t a traitorous bitch like some unfortunate souls I know. Thank my lucky stars and relatively intact underwear collection.

omg this is a thing? I need it in my life

If you scroll through the pictures, half the friends with her seem to be POC. But I totally understand the sentiment.

You mean....GRATE.