I wouldn’t even be able to get INTO the Costco in Bad Place. I’d just be circling the giant parking lot for eternity. That’s my hell.

Better trophy, too.

I could laugh so hard I’d split a seam

I’m putting off taking that trip to Urban Dictionary myself.

He knows they’re paid because UNEMPLOYMENT IS SO LOOOOWW

I was gona say, they probably had a Malfoy/Buckbeak moment and had it killed afterwards.

This is what shows up on the site now.

I mean, good but....this had to go through sooomanypeople to even end UP on the site in the first place...how did it even HAPPEN

Handmaid relations aside, I would totally rock as that as an outfit.

this is brilliant

I’m so sad to hear about your loss and hardships. Random crying at the most insane things is the only way to get through that sort of stuff for us strong-no-cry people. I recently just lost my grandmother and the stupidest things are making me laugh/cry/lose it.

WHAT NO

I know I’m late on this but don’t ever feel guilty thinking about your own well-being, especially in situations like this. Your daughter is in good hands, and if you don’t take care of yourself then you’ll won’t be at your best FOR her. I hope you got some rest and the little one is doing well. Remember that sometimes…

“fuck that shit”

Can this be a Jezebel feature? I’d read/write the shit out of this

kinja’d

But then she falls for a boy on a sexist rival skate crew (Jaden Smith)

I am so excited for everything about this movie except this. YAWN. Get better ideas.

This makes me laugh every time

TECHNICALLY that was a Sky Dancer, not a Barbie, no?

llollll I am going to bad-movie-hate-watch the shiiiiit out of this.

May you be fertile as fuck this coming cycle <3