Quiznos is better.

This just made my entire week.

Fuck .YEs.

Amen on the photos. So many ruined shots I’m disappointed to give to the bride and groom because of all the damn phones out. Just...sit and enjoy, they hired me for a reason!!

k ok ok. Speaking as a photographer, I’m going to have to raise an eyebrow to the “Never let your photographer ban cameraphones.”

Plenty of people are opting for an ‘unplugged’ ceremony, which is totally necessary unless you want Aunt Murial in every fucking shot with her damn giant phone screen in the way. I’ve had…

I once got a birthday cake with the words “Happy Birthday Bitchface” with a botched flower-turned-sperm and it was honestly the best cake of my life.

Thank you. Keep speaking the truth friend.

It’s terrible but my very first, immediate thought was “Well that’s if they don’t get killed in second period.”

I truly believe there will be a shift in thnking, even with the new generation raised by the old. I truly have to believe or I will find nothing more to cling to in this life.

I want Pony played at my funeral, tbh.

I work at a winery that sees it’s fair share of Bachelorette Parties. Most of them are fun and easy, just pour them something pink and bubbly and they’re happy. But one group came in all dressed in pink tutus (except the bride, in white) and a white tank top. Most of them were already hammered so that was a fun thing…

Ugh I clearly remember getting my ears done at a Claire’s, which I can’t blame my mom for because she really didn’t know any better. One ear is crooked and too close to my head. They still get infected when I wear earrings to this day.

Leave BRitBRIT ALONE I love her so much. You go, Britbrit.

I love it so much.

She can turn on a dime and murder your hand when a moment ago she was loving the chin scritches...but the only thing she does with her tongue is lick things. Windows, doorframes, wine bottles. Everything you’d imagine no one would want to like.

She’s a terror and the devil’s spawn sometimes, but I hope that just means…

I am sad that I had but one star to give.

I too, am grateful. Asking for help is one of the hardest things you can do, and I am sure glad you did it. If the words of an internet stranger means anything. Love and peace to you, always.

Worst Case Ontario. I’d ask y’all to pray for us, but I know you have your own shitpile to dig out of.