Bill Simmons.

Wait what? No. Champion 80s arcade players would be around 40.

No need to get your fedora all bent out of shape, bro.

That was the Japanese version. The US version is slightly scaled down.

If it's one thing Germans know how to do, it's how to hold a rally.

Oh, okay. Cool.

No you don't.

people like you

Go home, Whiteblaze. You're drunk.

They can all probably count to 2, unlike some people.

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Oh no! PS4 users get to play shittier versions of a game everyone's already going to play.

Should we call a waaambulance?

"Nuh uh. You."

Chico Santana.

Sigh. I wish you knew how to quit me.

Blah, blah blah plip plop a fart fart blah blah meep mop morp.

The troll has become the trolled. So much fun. #yolo #longhairdontcare #tgif #teamfederer #HappyBirthdayAshtonIrwin

lulz. this is too easy. #confirmedjagoff #lastwords