The most amazing thing this video reveals is that he & his crew knew 2 different girls with the first name Tessa.

Am I supposed to buy some thinly sliced beef for this or something? What kind, I can’t find it in the article?

Stop this before I fuck around & become a Bills fan.

I’m telling you, these Cubs bros are really likable right now. I’m sure that they’ll be universally hated in a year or two, but right now even a majority of the White Sox fans in this city are on board.

Check him out eating insanely spicy hot wings, he cracks me up.

Real cool playboy, real cool. White Sox fan, I’ll assume?

I’m ashamed to share an Internet with you pussies. The only acceptable answer is for 6 seconds right after the 2003 NLCS game 7.

Okay, stop yelling. We’ll see.

Good read. I’d put my money on Floyd vs. Danny Garcia for number 50, if the odds were right. Canelo will be too dangerous at that point. The USADA won’t be able to let him cheat anymore. We’ll see.

Don’t let the door hit’ya where the good lord split’ya.

No stupid, we say “Bear weather”

“they are soft people...”

All professional American big 4 sports operations are successful. You might measure success differently than a billionaire.

There is no Charlotte franchise without MJ.

Shake it off.

I blame the Budweiser. & the phone.

If lifetime passes are a thing, I’m pretty sure he gets one.

Am I a starred commenter? I didn’t even know, thanks. keep at it kid, someday you’ll get yours too.

What can I say? I grew up in Chicago rooting for the greatest player of all time.

7 daytime beers and typing on an android phone will do that to me, whoops.