If there’s 6 things we know about Micheal Jordan, it’s that he’s an NBA Champion. +1 NCAA, +2 Gold Medals

MLB is changing because they are not winning enough new young fans. I'm sure you know this already, but it's all about the dollars.

I can dig it.

I don't think so. The fucking Wu-Tang Clan is the 10th act listed.

Sorry to be that guy, but this was last summer.

I'm a construction worker with 2 kids (7 & 9) & all I have at home is an HP laptop that I paid about $500 for a few years ago (which we're totally satisfied with). When this sucker dies, why wouldn't I buy 1 or 2 of these for the house? I'm asking for real, because this seems awesome to my dumb ass. I kinda looked…

Sprinkler water just sits stagnant in that oily steel pipe for extended periods of time. That black stanky mess is perfectly normal. If the pipe that burst weren't mostly blocked up by ice, that black water that sat in the pipe would have been washed away real quick by 1000 gallons per minute of water from the fire…

You should've jumped on those odds when you had the chance kid.

I'm sure it did go off. It's been confirmed as a sprinkler pipe burst, big mess.

It's a freeze up, so the only reason you're not seeing amount the water you expect is that the pipe is still mostly filled with ice. Colder than a mother here in Chicago today. Still shouldn't have been exposed enough to freeze, somebody messed up big time.

25-1 odds that's water from an automatic sprinkler system. Probably had a pipe or fitting burst from a freeze up.

Got a rise from Thibs.

Who was Whitlock referring to when he wrote "They're still talking about the one I stitched for one of your colleagues."?

Toe!

Although I respect all your cute charts and graphs, your analytics and what not, you still lack the one true measure of a shortstop's greatness. You're welcome.

So the fans were classy, and you're an asshole? Got it, thanks.

That warning is textbook "too little, too late". Fucker! My chest hurts, and I got water in my eyes...

Are we sure this isn't the Thursday night game?

I'm more interested in what D.J. Jazzy Jeff's kids are up to.