I learned, too, that someone had directed a racial epithet toward me. But I was only called the “W-word” instead of wigger.

Doesn’t Simone Biles look like an alien? Do they have pygmies on other planets?

Why don’t we have to use the W-word for wigger?

Negro GIFs are so irritating.

So it’s wrong to want girls with hardly-bled-through hairs?

I could only skim this lest I throw up in my mouth a lot. But I recall Lewis performing his phony motivational act on his teammates all through his career. I just wish just once there’d been a Crash Davis character on the Ravens to say, “Shut the fuck up.”

“If you ask Ohio State fans, I know they’re opinion...”

She should have been named Whitey Houston based on the dreck she sang.

Where would an apostrophe go in Delicia?

Fine throw but the runner was safe.

Yet you pop culture obsessives writing for pop culture obsessives have missed the best book of the century, so far. Which is cloaked in pop culture: https://www.amazon.com/Gospel-Elvis-Bob-Laughlin/dp/059516093X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1484517229&sr=

My schadenfreude is for Kellen Winslow, Sr., one of the worst racists in my lifetime. He almost forced Kellen Jr. to go to Michigan State in 2001, mainly because the Spartans’ head coach was black. I’ve included a link to the whole ugly story below the excerpts.

Justify’s Triple Crown already has an asterisk. His owners also own Audible, who was pulled from the Belmont lest he ruin the Crown bid. True, Audible ran third in the Derby, but its usual, ridiculous 20-horse stampede was also compromised by the sloppy track. Unfortunately, the Belmont is America’s only major…

Thank you for using the correct possessive: Mr. Rogers’s. As I’ve noted elsewhere, ‘Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood’ didn’t give a shit about teaching kids punctuation.

McDonald’s will find similar issues when Elon Musk is flipping burgers for them.

I’ve read that George Strait actually has a degree in Agricultural Industrial Education. Which means that if you have a broken tractor, he can fix it.

Ironically, all you need to know about Steven Spielberg is that he collects Norman Rockwell paintings.

Shitty actor. Couldn’t cry on camera in ‘Bad Boys’ (1983) – not the Martin Lawrence movie. Twenty years later he manages a tear or two in ‘Mystic River’. But chicks dig his Marlboro tongue.

The conservatorship was necessary from Britney’s birth, due to a bad forceps delivery. You can tell by looking at the indentations on both sides of her skull.

Did Spike Lee have anything to say during those years when David Lee was the Knicks’ best player?