No, because this is an article about a completely different person. 

I’m sure Jacques Pepin makes a fine omelette, but watching him scrape that metal fork across a non-stick skillet makes my skin crawl.

While we’re on the topic of obsessive announcers, what was up with the ESPN booth continually calling Odell Beckham “OBJ”? Go watch his highlight package from last night, they never once say “Beckham” or “Odell”, just “OBJ” over and fucking over again. It’s like listening to Alex Trebek repeatedly say “genre.”

I certainly don’t see it as more exciting. To me it’s closer to the 3-pointer revolution in the NBA, and holy cow are the Houston Rockets not exciting to watch.

I went to the US Open for the first time earlier this week and (polo-wearing douchebag tennis trash aside) actually had a really enjoyable time. Even from the nosebleeds in Ashe I had a very good view of the match, and it was fun and easy to pop in to other GA areas of Armstrong and the other courts. I can totally…

Aw fuck, now Rosario’s going to be a Red Sok next year. 

The announcer in the clip said (or I mistakingly heard him say) it was the first time ever that a brother pitched to his brother, which immediately sent me down a 5 minute rabbit hole because I couldn’t fathom that being true. I was ready to come back and triumphantly post a clip of Colby and Corey Rasmus facing off…

Chicago has pants stores, you know. 

Shake Shack’s fried chicken sandwich is secretly the best fast food chicken sandwich in the country.

But I like baseball.

Even without the text on top, I can hear it perfectly just seeing his face. 

It’s been my contention in recent years that any functional-to-affluent American metropolis has generally the same level of “good” food, beer, and coffee these days. Sure, the NYCs and Chicagos and LAs might have a couple outlier restaurants that couldn’t survive anywhere else (and maybe Texas has some lax zoning and…

I’m one of the rare non-troll commenters here who actually kinda sorta agrees that college payers shouldn’t necessarily be paid a salary (although my take also includes the fact that there should be professional minor leagues and and there shouldn’t be billions of dollars in TV deals and season tickets floating around…

But people like the Olympics a lot. They’re fun and exciting in a way that nothing else in the world is, and millions/billions of people look forward to enjoying them every four years.

This is the single most disgusting thing I’ve ever read. 

Hill Country Barbecue has Tuesday night trivia and a stand in Madison Square Garden. I imagine he probably has ‘Free Barbecue For Life’ written into the MSG contract, and is really milking it by not cleaning his plate like a good boy.

You’re right. Everyone west of Madison goes to Minneapolis, everyone east of Madison goes to Chicago. And every Minnesotan who went to Madison for college comes back home after they max out their parents credit cards from binge drinking.

The whole “this team’s fanbase is racist!” thing gets a little played out, but as a Minnesotan (who is often surrounded by Packer fan transplants because Minnesota is a real state with a functioning economy and legitimate prospects for your life, and everyone from Wisconsin moves here eventually) I have to mention…

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