Flags in the front yard check out. 

“Parody goldmine” = “Everybody rushes to make the same joke over and over again.” 

Guy brags about grinding a video game and tells someone else to “touch grass.” 

The problem is that there’s something like 15,000 of them. Maybe as low as 10,000 if you’re only going to include travel-roster players on higher ranked programs, or as many as 19,000 if you’re using looser criteria. This isn’t like negotiating with a couple dozen voice actors or character models, it would probably be…

I was doing that math myself, and while you could argue that 6.78m is low, I think it’s worth figuring out at which point it wouldn’t be low. (Also, 85 is probably a realistic number, but it’s worth noting that teams can have as many as 130 players on their roster. A lot of them might never see the field, but they’re…

This is a weird comment. 

Are you ok? 

It’s extremely hard to stop smoking crack. That’s the whole point of crack. 

“...getting Nintendo would be a career moment...”

Here’s the fucking problem with everything. The idea that buying another company would be a “career moment,” rather than, you know, making something great or giving the world something that it needed. 

That’s actually a really funny idea. 

YouTube apology face.

The good news though is once it collapses, the Canadian toy collectors will be able to stop collecting toys for a moment and realize how nice it is to be able to spend their toy budget on things that aren’t collectible toys. 

ALL OVER THE INTERNET! It’s true, I just went to ESPN.com to check out last night’s baseball scores and all I saw was Far Cry source code. Same thing earlier today when I tried to pay my gas bill--Far Cry code. This stuff is everywhere. 

“dignity”

So what should I know about it? 

The movie isn’t even out until Wednesday. How are there possibly “fans” of it already? 

ZONAI CONFIRMED

If only he had used a comma instead of a period. 

Every day all around the world, people still stick quarters into Pac Man machines. 

GAMERS MAD ABOUT THING THAT HASN’T HAPPENED YET