He just bought it for personal use.  The rest of his story is bullshit.

As the old saying goes “A few bad apples in the barrel can spoil the whole crop”. Those cops are not coming forward then they are accomplices.

Sheriff’s been there 20 years? Thinks he’s entitled to take all kinds of liberties? Checks out.

Unpopular opinion: I think the Lagonda is ugly AF.

Sheriff Conway’s office paid $69,258 for the Hellcat back in April. The purchase was made with asset forfeiture funds and was initially approved by the Department of Justice under its “equitable sharing program,”

Socialists ain’t got no money.  

Please continue..

Real answer. Whatever the hell you want to buy.

It’s not even in the top 50.

It was built by an eccentric Wisconsin man to be a luxury hunting vehicle. His other terrifying car was the Ostentatienne Opera Sedan, made to be the most luxurious car available, with entry through the rear hatch, and an interior covered in oriental rugs. Due to the curves it would be harder to make into Lego than…

He does now.

Tears of joy.  Tears of anticipation.  David’s rubbing his grubby hands together knowing that thing is gonna be a rusted out project in the near future...

Salt Life.

That’s a lot of Edges on that Ford.

My wife isn’t just a person who refuses to use the parking brake on anything but the steepest of inclines, she doesn’t even let me engage the brake when I’m parking her car, for fear of extra work when she drives it after me.

A Fusion (OK, a Mondeo), fixed:

I’m sure some Escapes will escape the recall. 

The worst is that when I see a manual parked in neutral, it’s on a hill.