That’s a good looking fish.

Absolutely. The house purchase was just an example of the relative sum of money they would have saved. 

Why? The mirrors work perfectly fine as is and it’ll always do its job. Its the drivers that don’t. What happens when the cameras inevitably break?

I am personally getting tired of those technological gizmos. They will break and will make car prohibitively expensive to repair. So we will have fleet of mechanically sound cars heading to junkyard because electronics crapped out.  I have “assist” packages on car and already feel pain of repair (aint cheap)

My plans for the impending nuclear apocalypse involve finding the closest golf course and careening madly over it in my Jeep. So much fun terrain, so little interest in surviving into whatever the world looks like after.

Judging by housing costs in the area, you’re boned.

Volvo wants to be riiiiight below the Germans in price and waaaaay above them in style.

So if someone wants to haul their family and their boat or camper that’s a problem for you?

“Passenger miles per gallon” in large SUVs and full size vans can make a Prius look like a gas-guzzler.

GTFO.

Unless that Suburban has more people in it.  It was more efficient for us to drive 1,000 miles in 1 Suburban with 6 people in it than it would have been to drive with 4 people in one car and 2 in another car.  

can confirm, boss owns an 07 g, it’s falling apart with 40k miles, literally the whole interior is crumbling, every gasket and o ring is leaking. What a mess. I’m thinking of buying it, do I need another project? It’s low miles

There’s certainly a perverse truth to that. When you’re truly poor you’re usually too busy getting fucked to stand around and complain about getting fucked. If you have the misfortune of being poor with the wrong skin color or last name, you might also be rightly afraid to.

Proof that 38 year old Datsun’s were better built than a 2018 Nissan.

Better than the current Prius. I find myself behind those a lot too. 

So how do you propose punishing them for traffic violations?

No, i get it, i’m very impressed by people who have never made a mistake. Im getting you out of the grays just so everyone can witness how perfect you have been in your life.

Plus the added bonus of losing your job while you sit in the pokey.

There is a difference between losing a license from reckless driving habits and one from unpaid court fees.  A points system for crappy driving should still apply to getting someone booted off the roads.