Well OKC doesn’t have any worth writing about, says the girl from Tulsa.

I went to one of those trampoline gyms with the kids and burned 1000 calories, then came home and ate 4000 calories of buffalo chicken dip

True. Also a mystery to me.

Thank god.

I’ve been there, I enjoyed my stay. I’m honestly curious. There’s a strange effect where people from NYC seem to assume that it’s as important to others as it is to them. Have they never been anywhere else?

No seriously. What is this about? Nobody from OKC is writing articles about their freeways.

It went from this:

And now my starter appears dead, waiting for a tow. 2018 is a whole lot like 2017 so far.

Houston has the second biggest port in the US and top ten in the world. We bitch about traffic, have to deal with hurricanes, flooding, miserable heat, all that shit, but we don’t write self-aggrandizing articles like this that are, in essence, an internet non-sequitur.

Why do New Yorkers assume that everyone else gives a shit about their city?

I may be the only one, but I always liked that brutalist building on the right. They made the unfortunate choice to cover it completely in mirrored glass:

And how many of them rent cars and drive in NYC?

I hope you realize that 99% of the driving public in the US and elsewhere don’t give a flying $hit about driving in New York city. It has no relevance to anyone more than 100 miles beyond New York. You know, where the rest of us live.

I still don’t get how that happened.

Either overpricing or beating them half to death. I know it’s a long shot :(

Finally someone understands that a minivan is so much better than a CUV! And you made a great choice with the Odyssey.

That is disgusting

These are going to be dealer service department queens.

The Ridgeline is going to feel a country mile larger than an Element.

and for some reason people are now using it for non dick pic related content now. monsters I tell you...