Man if only Jalopnik had an aviation-themed sub-blog, with a pilot-rated author who could go fly this and write a review.

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

Nothing, but they’d make less. And they should make less, their rates are artificially inflated, there are plenty of people willing to do the job for less.

I told Doug he may need to go older on this one, maybe ‘50s or ‘60s. But what’s interesting enough to draw an audience for a whole year? This is my top suggestion at the moment:

Because Japanese cars like to get wet.

early 1990s Camry

Year 724: Honda debuts its first consumer V8 engine

“Hi McLaren? It’s Toyota. Yes, we’d like to borrow the headlights from the P1 please?”

Picture of said car enthusiast:

Car weener

I’m sorry?

Hnnnggg

When Guinness does the talking for me, it's usually out the other end.

Covering the entire engine bay in plastic.

Fake vents will dominate this post

Just wait until Hawaii dumps their rental fleet.

Ford Taurus rear sag.

Who the hell at GM decided that using the reverse lights as approach lamps was a good idea?