Kid Rock edition Silverado *drops mic*

Monte Carlo “Intimidator” edition. Because whats more intimidating then a 200hp V6? .. well, a lot of things actually..

Prius.

Step 1: Quit building shit cars that you constantly have to repair under warranty.

Don’t dare tarnish that word!

“Son, is that you?”

I think we all knew this was coming. There’s nothing special about diesels that would limit these types of shenanigans from being using in gasoline engines as well.

Fixed.

When you don’t fit in it

Seems so ... Elemental.

“Hey, let us throw someone else’s money at every problem!”

This shit is fucking disgusting. This is OUR money being siphoned off into the pockets of military contractors and consultants. It makes me absolutely furious. Our military spending is ludicrous and the system is completely broken, yet anyone who tries to challenge this is accused of being soft on global threats and…

That sucks. I have a friend who’s teenage son printed up some vinyl cling-stickers (no adhesive so no damage). They’re clear and in grey writing they say “I have a tiny penis”. He sticks them on the bumpers of bro-dozers.

I’ll let the video speak for itself.

Humanity never ceases to amaze me with how easily people get butthurt over things, and then the great lengths they go to in order to alleviate said butthurt.

Come to the MidWest, they’re still alive and kicking here!

Watch out Lakehurst! It’s coming for you!

I was expecting to be the only one with this hot take, glad to see I’m not alone.

If you’re looking at the whole lineup, I have to go with Hyundai. The Genesis sedan is pretty nice, and the Sonata is boring but inoffensive... but then you have the Veloster, and abortions like this angry bar of soap.