Not to be depressing, but given what I’ve read, it’s incredible he’s alive (and seemingly has the use of at least one arm). If he was mostly run over by a 14,000 lb snowplow, I’m having trouble imagining him ever being remotely the same again, at least physically. I sincerely hope I’m wrong about that, but I’m kind of…

You almost got the joke.  Congrats.  

Glad AV is done giving him shit for being wealthy....

Well I for one am totally outraged by/fine with this, depending on what everyone else in the comments section thinks.  And I stand by that.  

And such small portions!

I have in the past. I was harassed by a majority of AV Club posters.  

Eddie Murphy must be taking this seriously. He put on his thinking cap.

At this rate, Pete Davidson is gonna be the next Jim Jones.

And if you can’t find a willing adult, ask yourself what you need to change about you to make people willing rather than trying to make it their fault for denying you the sex you think you are owed.

I’m sure the Rock’s tequila is lovely, but I’m just here for Rowdy Roddy Piper’s cognac.

Call me naive, but I really had my money on shale being considered “the” rock.

Battle not with candyasses, lest ye become a candyass, and if you gaze into the bald, the bald gazes also into you.

The person I feel bad about in all of this is Cavill who seemed genuinely excited to be coming back to the role, only to have everything completely dashed a few weeks later.

It could be something like netflix would keep it for 5 years, and then it would live on Amazon. Disney had a lot of movies and stuff that were stuck on other streaming platforms for years before they could come to Disney Plus due to previous agreements.

The Man with the Golden Bun

Brofinger
On Her Majesties’ Secret Bromance
Duderaker
Chill Another Day

Lucien* Laviscount. He also has an even more improbably named brother, Louis, and since they’re Bri’ish, they absolutely pronounce that ze French way.

My first thought as well.

He should be disqualified for making “heart hands”. Bond would never do that, and neither should anyone playing Bond. Go run on the beach with some tween girls.

He should have just called Mr. Plow.