Okay, that actually did make me feel a little better.

He’s sucking dick for crack in Heaven now.

I was thinking about getting a lion, but this article gave me paws.

It probably goes without saying that if you are filling out an application for a permit to own a lion in the states that allow it, you should be careful to tell the complete and absolute truth.

Maybe the article describes what happened so you don’t have to guess

One thing that weighs on Michaels’ mind when it comes to contemplating his departure is that he “won’t want the show ever to be bad...”

Most people doing this are old. They do the negotiating while alive because it’s easier to split money when they die, and they are better negotiators than the heirs.

Springsteen and Sony could probably avoid paying taxes entirely if they wanted to be dicks about it. Springsteen’s catalogue just needs to be in the name of a holding company, which he runs. He can then transfer control of the company to Sony, which doesn’t count as a sale. (This is pretty common in real estate.)

For a minute there I thought it was a new Lexus

Forget Bond - I want Carey Mulligan as the younger version of Judi Dench’s M in a prequel series as the MI6 agent growing ever more cynical while discovering how shitty British imperialism really is as decolonization takes hold across the Commonwealth in the 1970s. Maybe she occasionally crosses paths with the…

At least he didn’t make us all watch the whole fucking movie for no reason like that old bitch from Titanic.

Dude needs a good lawyer...

That movie was absolutely great. Nothing momentous, it’s not like I learned something about the world or myself, but the performances were uniformly great, the action was excellent, the writing was quite funny, and it was so stylish my trousers were tailored by the end. I deeply wish it had spawned very good looking se…

Guy Ritchie films aren’t always (or even usually) good, but they’re rarely dull and mostly fun.

It’s a shame Man From Uncle flopped. He absolutely nailed that.

Most stories about this incident don’t go into great detail about the specific weapon Baldwin was handling. With a little digging I found that it was a clone of an 1873 Colt Single Action Army chambered for Colt .45 ammunition, made by an Italian arms maker called Pietta.

Seriously. I love LeVar Burton and really wanted him to do well, but he was not a natural as Jeopardy host, a fact which even this very site acknowledged? Do this site’s writers read each other?

I’ve read so many bad takes across GHP sites this month, even just this morning, that I hardly recognize this place anymore.

Still Joe Rogan, who thinks a horse people dewormer will do jack shit against a virus.

I get that this is not the focus of the article, but can you please not promote the obvious, easily-disproved lie that he took horse medicine? This is the same line that CNN used and not only did they end up tripping over their own dicks in the aftermath, they handed Rogan and his bullshit anti-vax takes an easy…

If i looked at the word vomit right: he does not see ‘gay’ or ‘straight’ as sufficient queues that would require actors to be gay for the role of a gay person and straight for a straight person. If you squint it’s sort of fair: what is ‘gay’ and what is ‘straight’ leads to the type of stereotyping that hurts everyone.…

The point is that everybody has a job on a movie set, and checking the props isn’t the actor’s job. It never has been, and it shouldn’t be.