Then fuck off. Fuck all the way off.  Keep fucking off until you hit the water.  And then start swimming.  To France.

I’m betting this is ACTUALLY about “Spider-Verse 2", with Foxx returning to voice the character in that, and somewhere/someone along the way just got their wires crossed and everyone else ran with it.

I actually liked the Marc Webb Spider-Man movies, but Jamie Foxx’s Electro is tied with Kirsten Dunst’s dispeptic MJ and Space Cloud Galactus for things I want to see imported into the MCU.

If they bring back Uta & Manfred, and Trinette, then I might start to worry.

Have you seen Conan O'Brien's hair lately? He almost looks like a normal person! Well, a normal Irishman anyway. 

I don’t care that his origin is stupid and is costume is odd and DC never quite knows what to do with him. Hawkman is my favorite DC character and I am THRILLED.

That would be a hell of a fakeout if it turned out he was still in a coma. That’s a Patrick Duffy in the shower-level twist if it pans out.

I don’t think your batshit prediction is that batshit. There was the fact that they are back in the spy game without explanation and his question to Lana about whether he’s still in a coma.

I’m given hope by some of the other subtle things dropped into the episode - for instance, of COURSE it’s the Six Million Dollar Man figure that dropped Archer into her game room. Sure, it’s an exoskeleton rather than a rebuilt Bionic Man, but still.

I haven’t laughed so hard at a joke on this show in years before Malory’s voicemail prank. And then Archer threw the panther statue into one of the JUNO agents, and I laughed even harder.

The Guardians/Endgame clip was the best because the comment at the end

I mean, I’m no fan of Rogan, but that’s how you apologize.  Plenty of idiots out there who could take notes.

Heads up in case the AV Club doesn’t do a separate article about it, the DC Universe App is getting shut down at the end of the year and replaced with DC Universe Infinite. All video content is getting stripped out and it’s going straight comics, which in theory would be fine but it paradoxically manages to expand the…

These are all just scams to make people hang around with Josh Gad!

Last week, Schur, Offerman, and Scott hosted a virtual event for an L.A. city council candidate (Nithya Raman) which was quite fun. Jon Glaser showed up for a bit as Raman’s “opponent” Jeremy Jamm, and then later Plaza showed up just being her normal weird self. They had a raffle for everyone who donated to the…

Blumhouse exec: You sir, are a genius. Here’s your money

Identical twins, separated at birth, reunite at summer camp and plot bloody revenge on their horrible parents.