Don’t be jealous, Patton.

It truly seems as though the remaining writers at the A.V. Club have been given an editorial mandate to troll the readership.

Basically, James Corden has so thoroughly owned the concept of a late-night show that the only way to move forward is to try a different approach.

...Lyonne somehow managed to acquire an outer-borough honk that makes her sound like a ’30s gun moll.

Is this the appropriate forum in which to share that I hooked up with her when she visited Georgetown to give a Save-the-Whales speech in 2008/2009?

Close...but I’m sure that you mean Li Peng in The Shadow.

I realize that this is film nerd sacriledge, but sloppiness is part of Sam Raimi’s style. The exception are the Spider-man movies, where he had enormous studio oversight.

It was great, the kind of show where I check at midnight for new episode.

Referring to everyone as “you guys”

Spider-Man 2 is the best, most sincere superhero movie ever made...

I didn’t say that she was a bad actor, although I do believe that her interpretations of characters tend toward dour and priggish.

Egalitarian among the sexes?

Not really my point, but fair play to you.

Years ago, I was unaware that she was a Xenu-worshipper, but I kept wondering how she was landing these roles in Mad Men, West Wing, etc.

You misspelled “Silver Streak”.

With the recent release of Moon Knight, there’s an outside chance that Apple, which famously does not like to open-source their components, might be pissed that he took a job with a rival streaming service.

Then why is Dr. Stephen Strange still listening to Chuck Mangione?

Hardest I’ve laughed in years, during his guest appearance on Netflix’s “Bumping Mics”...

Place your bets: How many days, months, years until the first trailer has the gall to advertise “Academy Award winner Will Smith”?

Produce and televise the celebrity roast of Will Smith hosted by Chris Rock.