Years ago, I was unaware that she was a Xenu-worshipper, but I kept wondering how she was landing these roles in Mad Men, West Wing, etc.

You misspelled “Silver Streak”.

With the recent release of Moon Knight, there’s an outside chance that Apple, which famously does not like to open-source their components, might be pissed that he took a job with a rival streaming service.

Then why is Dr. Stephen Strange still listening to Chuck Mangione?

Hardest I’ve laughed in years, during his guest appearance on Netflix’s “Bumping Mics”...

Place your bets: How many days, months, years until the first trailer has the gall to advertise “Academy Award winner Will Smith”?

Produce and televise the celebrity roast of Will Smith hosted by Chris Rock.

Summer 2022... the moment when a cloud of giant spiders clashes with a swarm of murder hornets.

+ Beast

For a really meta experience, consider the fact that one of the comments in this section was submitted by Jeff Goldblum himself.

Coming to this open tab months late, but...

On a biscuit baked from butter

For my part, my marked distaste for him stems from the fact that he was such a terrible replacement for Craig Ferguson and the craigyferg iteration of the Late Late Show.

I assumed the same about Brave Little Toaster, but that clown scene is a surreal nightmare.

Second for Babes in Toyland

*ONETWOTHREEGO

...and Old Yeller gets his final revenge.

“Aw, it’s really humiliating how they don’t work for their mom, huh?”

Agreed. I signed and promoted the petition, but he just couldn’t match the show’s rhythm. I’m still a fan of his work, and I hope to become a fan of his new show.

R.I.P Turd Ferguson