./popcorn

...a pair of black holes spiral furiously about one another...

I knew I'd find someone smarter than Stephen Hawking on Gizmodo.

How much of a loser do you have to be to donate money to help the richest player in the NFL fight a suspension?

Or just waited until a Sasquatch walked by and lifted the truck off of him, equally plausible situations.

I’m a systems engineer. Many of my colleagues own iPhones because we just don’t want to deal with another computer that requires constant care and feeding. Stereotypes are for losers.

I would’ve thought the stereotype had Apple users overpaying dealerships and Android users being the ones tinkering under their trucks.

the fcc should just read the “who called?” pages you can google on the innertubes. be a lot easier to id all those mf’ers.... 🔚

“for $200 a month over the first year.” Man, then $350 a month after that. Then it’ll also be extra for fancy HD DVRs.

His moral stance - attempting to end all animal domestication just so that he doesn’t feel bad about feeding meat to pets - is still flawed. Even after there are no more pet dogs and cats, there are still wild predators. If killing animals is morally wrong, then it doesn’t matter that a predator has no other…

“Apple users that only use Apple”. There is no such person.

So... this guy just rode a stationary bike for a long time? I’m confused here.

Yeah i had one too, no tubes there, those most likely would be 70’s stuff or earlier. He may have bought them on 87, but surely those were not top of the line or recent models.

I widely prefer these of mine

I was a nerd and was 21 in college and a girl was doing a report for her psychology class on how strange people like myself bring out their socialization as pranks. Uh, never forget that first kiss and I thank it for giving me a chance at a semi-normal life.

He’s very brave. I wouldn't be caught dead in cutoff jean shorts