We are all going to die

i feel like i would rather have this type of person have my taxes than the billion dollar based businesses that don’t pay taxes and get millions in tax subsidiaries or refunds. that and the military based funding on wars we shouldn't fund so much. just my simple 2 cents. gummyment none the less takes the money.

A true Libertarian system wouldn’t have any of these people even trying to go to college anyway, because federal student loans wouldn’t exist. Neither would public primary schools. The only people who would go to school would be those who could pay for it; the rest of the surfs would just have to huddle together in…

Achoo!

She’s retitled it open thread. I think that’s what we’re missing over in WN, openness. I’ve certainly contained myself because of the sensibilities of those that complained when I complained about WN going milquetoast. WN was traditionally more risqué. Today, its very safe, but people want safe, no? Even if its…

I went ahead and shared it over there. Ever since Kaila took over Whitenoise back in early March (I think it was an attempt to try to revive it and bring more participation, but it hasn’t really worked) the Friday open thread usually gets posted to just Gizmodo. Sometimes she’ll re-post it to WN, but when she doesn’t,…

Should this be filed under Whitenoise?

Not surprising, Brazzersville tells us all the time that 25 year olds are barely legal girls.

Hmm.

Probably something on that shit ass Real Player circa 1998*

Leave it to the damn lamestream liberal media to cause problems.

Hot tub melt machine.

"God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand tempests and floods. But he cannot save them from fools."

I live 10 minutes from Bunkerville, Nevada – ground zero for Cliven Bundy's war against anything he doesn't agree with. These people are ignorant hillbillies who cannot compose a coherent sentence, much less understand the lingering impact of the anarchy they propose. These are The People of Wal-mart, and they are…

Hardly a surprise. Republicans only care about two things, making as much money as possible (all consequences be damned) and appealing to whatever crazy thing their extreme base wants to hear this week so they can stay in power to continue making as much money as possible.

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

Ah, if only she knew how much 17 (depressingly) feels like yesterday.

yea i’m pretty sure Andrew Harrison uses words like “jest” and “perceived” on a regular basis. Good apology UK spokesperson.

For the love of god, people! PLEASE stop recording video in portrait mode! And if you do record something in portrait mode, don't switch to landscape mode halfway through the video!

I don’t know, at least I can grope the rooster.