Exactly. The pelvic floor muscles are the thickness of 10 sheets of copy paper pre-menopause, and the thickness of 3 sheets post menopause. They are holding your organs inside your body. It’s a good idea to be able to control them and keep them strong, because “pelvic mesh” is not anything anyone wants in their…

I suppose if you like philosophy then this might float your boat but i much prefer have an actual story to go with my damn fine CGI. Doesn't even have to be a great story.

Asshole parking.

What's super funny is when you realize that Matt Lauer paid people to set this up (aka PA's and interns) and Ellen paid people (aka PA's and interns) to clean it up! i.e. these pranks are not pranks in the traditional sense...they are deeply arranged farces designed to create a youtube video that's cute (and it…

Oh, I do. I spend more time making jigs, stands and accessories than I do actually making stuff. But I enjoy it and I think that's the whole idea.

I read the first half of this in Ricky's voice from Trailer Park Boys

"Heh, heh. I'm going to call you Botty."

Ladies and Gentlemen, the largest IQ gap ever captured in a photograph:

Some birkin bags are $150000 (there are "cheaper" ones, I know), but really, you think the craftmanship and the fact that it's made in Europe somehow makes it worth that? It's a piece of stitched leather...
If you don't see the difference between what Apple is selling and what Lenovo is selling then you are seriously…

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Hang on. I'm working on it. I'll tell you at recess.

Holy shit - it looks like the iPhone 4 and iPhone 5 had a baby, and that baby had a kick-ass camera (at least for a smartphone).

Google will also be enforcing a mandatory retirement age of 30......

After Japan fell in World War 2, most political and military leaders knew that the next war (which didn't actually happen) would be against the USSR. The US and the allies had a strong presence in Europe with West Germany providing an excellent strategic buffer to protect NATO nations (and unfortunately that's pretty…

Is that a trucker's piss bottle?

You can almost hear the champagne corks popping.

Fox News Breaking News: Everyone should buy an Android phone now. iPhones are probably from Kenya!