Apple Store is down.

Brian, are other tech journo's commenting to you on your presence this year? I would think they would.

The 4.7 will have a res of of 1334 × 750. I may be off a pixel or two but not much.

Private Jet! Wow, that's a level of secrecy I hadn't even thought about but yeah, general aviation doesn't check your luggage. Its a loophole I'm sure will be exploited at some point by a terrorist.

Was the phone in a lockbox when you arrived? I've heard they are put in lockboxes when traveling.

I'm glad to know I'm not the oldest person reading this website, although on most days I feel as if I am.

I think you win.

I wondered what happened to that guy.

Pfff….No match for the unholy zombie fog ninjas:

Claim Chowder? Just sayin':

NSFW: ""Garth Brooks did for country music what pantyhose did for finger f***ing." -Waylon Jennings

The name boy, the name was freaky accurate.

Now that is just freaky accurate. I'd be curious as to the author of this mock-up.

LOL, I think you're right.

Hey "guys", this shit has been going on forever. People like this guy have existed in all generations. I was one at one point in my life, a James Spader from Pretty in Pink type of character. We grow out of it, eventually. Now, I'm so down to Earth that I'm often mistaken for an aging hippie.

I saw what you did there with that reference, but I think it will be lost on 99% of the readers here.

The iPhone is actually the largest selling smartphone in Japan, and as others have pointed out, Samsung is Korean.

My understanding is that iWallet is going to access your iTunes credit card to make point of sale purchases.

I think you're missing my point. If there is a way to hack iTunes, and I'm sure there is we just don't know about it, then it would really hurt Apple. An iCloud hack isn't really worth much to Apple at this point.

"It has nothing to do with "iTunes being breached" I never wrote that it did.