So if I like Die Hard one better than Die Hard 2 I'm jealous? Again, how does that work?

Ok, I get it. You're a teenager and unable to think in a nuanced way.

Uh, jealous of what? If I read J.R. Tolkien and then saw the Hobbit and I said the Hobbit wasn't as good as the book, am I jealous and jealous of what exactly?

ok, perhaps I'm a weirdo, but after seeing the first one, this wasn't funny to me at all.

I'm going there to swipe that. Who's with me?

She can't put a sentence together after years of living underneath the wires, but her hair is really cool.

If you had seen the original, this is fail. If you are late to the game and just now seeing this, then I can see where it might be enjoyable.

That's the mentality of gun owners for ya'.

NO! The best thing about the first one was that no one knew it was a stunt. In this one, everyone knows its a stunt. Fail.

Get out of here with your reasoned logic and coherent points.

I like to be a bit of rebel and not buy what everyone else is buying, which is Android.

Could be with a Mophie Juice Pack on it?

Since they got rid of the Star system.

This.

Energizer or Duracell would have been better.

You're not very bright. I worked for the Secret Service as an agent for a number of years. When I started, the salary for new agents was $28,000 a year. There would be no more than 3 agents on the children's detail.

I'm glad you liked that article, I thought you would. I think there are some people though that do view it as a way to satisfy pedophilia tendencies, but I'm sure most do not.

You might find this interesting.

I didn't realize women grew beards or mustaches.

I'm sure many people believe as you do. Historically though, this is a recent phenomenon that coincides with the sexualization of minors in art and cinema. If you go back over the last 2,000 years of art, you won't find examples of beauty that mimics the prepubescent. Its only recent that people want to mimic the…