This is incorrect.

Basketball = Ball into basket

I’m a black, millenial male, and 2017 has been absolutely demoralizing. All my life I’ve sincerely believed racism is a thing of the past, the only ones still clinging to white supremacy were dying off, the future was rosy. Even DJTs rise didn’t trouble me as much because he still lost the popular vote and the youth…

“Lynch was a vocal supporter of Colin Kaepernick’s anthem protests in 2016, telling Conan O’Brien, “my take on it is shit’s got to start somewhere”

Also, for today. Because everything old is new again, just wearing a different hat.

I love dogs, and I also love cats, but...

Marc Ribot y Los Cubanos Postizos

Later that evening:

I think it’s appropriate to post this here. Everyone’s seen the buttfumble gif, but the gif leaves out the touchdown and lacks a certain...yackety sax

the reason clint is so ageless is because he realizes that this is no country for old men.

This tube of Preparation H, you can put it in the butt... YES!

I did not even notice that. Great catch. And also, what the hell?? Is that stadium powered by a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy-type Improbability Drive?

The Right Way IPA, by Unwritten Rule Breweries

Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

This reminds me of last summer, when we learned that Phil Jackson knew nothing about Noah’s arc.

Greg kihn band, breakup song

Wow, I guess being raised in a Taliban household precludes one from blasphemous things like “foot powder” or “socks that don’t show” or “not giving a fcuk what someone’s ankles look like.”

I’m waiting by the phone. Waiting for you to call me up and tell me I’m not fucking old.....

Sure they do. Because they are incompetent and funny.