I must say here that the American stereotype of Canadians pronouncing “about” as “a-boot” is completely exaggerated, wrong and dumb. In actuality, it sounds like “a-boat.”

The Hear It From Eagles Fans section is no doubt evidence that Eagles fans are the worst of all in any sport.

Sorry to snipe here, but “fact” should not be immediately followed by “supposedly.”

A. My feet don’t stink.

Screw you and your fashionist horseshit. Some shoes are made for wearing without socks, like my trusty Vans slip-0ns or Sebago Docksides. I will wear shoes that are comfortable the way I like to wear them whether or not I am skateboarding or sailing because fuck you, I can do what I want.

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Correct! My phone does it the wrong way.

It would more correctly be ‘50s.

Who ever had any disdain for Jack Buck, and why?

Not nearly as high as, say Bobby Valentine is on that list, but yes.

Don’t know this will help but if you focus not on where the puck is, and instead on the players reactions to what is happening with the puck you might find it easier to follow.

The San Diego Chicken was the best and most original and by far the most influential mascot ever and should top this bullshit list. Who gives a fuck if the Chicken was not paid by any team’s organization?

The Commander-in-Chief of our armed forces is the President of the United States (POTUS)

I was playing third base once on a hard all dirt infield and a big fat guy hit a rocket at me that took one short hop and ricocheted off my left knee cap straight up like a pop up. To this day I can’t believe my patella did not shatter.

I played baseball for most of my life, and I hit lead off much of the time. I would usually hit pretty well, which is why coaches and teammates wanted me to do it, even though I was always the slowest runner on the team. But no how many times I had done it, I was always nervous stepping to the plate in that first at…

Devo- Beautiful World

Eric Dolphy and Booker Ervin trading fours at the end of I’ll Remember April from Charles Mingus Live at Antibes is phenomenal.

I always liked the stripped down version from The Secret Policeman’s Ball, performed by just Bob Geldolf and Johnny Fingers.

It’s a downright cromulant word.

Please, Trump voters, try to understand this: He is a Greek citizen and his surname is Nigerian.