kennyplissken
Kenny Plissken
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I worked at a big NY hotel and was called for a delivery to Ashley Judd ‘s room. She was being prepared to receive a Woman of the Year award from Good Housekeeping, and being pampered by a half dozen people. And she was throwing a fucking fit. Screaming at everybody there who were doing her hair, nails, makeup,

Is this a bad joke, a trolling effort, or do you wrongly believe he traveled? He took two steps after picking up his dribble. Not a travel.

You can buy little Pyrex bowls. Paying more for ramekins seems silly to me.

I haven’t listened to this yet, but have you heard Live at Winterland? It’s my favorite live Jimi recording so far. There is some amazing stuff. This and Band of Gypsies era (Machine Gun) is my go-to Jimi.

This is how hockey games work: There are three (3) twenty (20) minute periods of play, separated by two (2) fifteen (15) minute intermissions. And then maybe overtime, but let’s not get into that, OK?

Mine is “Aston Grimoda.”

It seems a reasonable reaction to someone trying to jump his dick into your face. That looks Trumpian in intent.

I feel privileged to have worked as a white man in a mostly minority environment. One time my friend Ron made a disparaging comment about white people while I was nearby (I heard it, and was not offended because it was true) and another guy said “Hey (my name) is standing right there.” Ron said “Aw shit, he‘s as much

Fuck Kinja.

I am all for more taco trucks.

How about the Cleveland Kings, after the fine notable upstanding native Don King?

Don’t use the word “reasoning” in your correspondence. You don’t know what it means and you are a dick.

It is because it is not true that he is going about it the wrong way. That is your (wrong) opinion.

Are you my insane cousin who can’t stop posting about chemtrails on Facebook?

Yeah, I was playing in a senior league baseball game and this big strong fat guy hit a rocket to me at third that took one hop off a dirt infield and popped up off my kneecap straight up in the air so high he got an easy single out of it. A faster runner could have had a double. I have good hands and reflexes but was

I am white and lived in NYC for 28 years, mostly Brooklyn (21 years). I had more black friends and acquaintances than white ones, including a couple of BFFs for life and a fifteen year relationship with my late “wife” (we were never actually married, but she would introduce me to friends and family as her husband,

It was near Kaufman Stadium, about 15 or more years ago. Maybe it’s just that one place that did weird shit. I can’t find it on Google Maps now. Perhaps it has disappeared, thank goodness.

A buddy and I went there once on a ballpark tour and I also believe it is not a real place.

I thought NFL broadcasts don’t bother to show the national anthem in favor of the studio pregame chuckling blowhards continuing to chuckle and blow hard until they throw it to the local feed just before kickoff. Am I wrong? I ask because I don’t watch anymore, due to the NFL’s CTE denial schemes, Goodell playing idiot

Because if they didn’t show the incident, the post would be just another line item that you would dismiss.