Me too, and it’s not even because I have not replaced my broken TV yet, nor because my Raiders still suck and they are scheming to move out of Oakland again.

Yeah, man. Even before cell phones existed I bought a watch and my dad criticized me for an act of vanity when I only wanted a means to tell the time. It was just a fucking Timex. But now, true, there is no need for a wristwatch but for vanity.

What do you like to do on weekends?

I am also missing your sarcasm. I think you don’t know the definition of sarcasm.

They were all intentional. They were also all helmet to helmet hits. Those are illegal. You are the dumb one.

Bad Kinja.

This is bad Kinja.

I pronounce it wurs-tur-sheer.

Dissent has always been more patriotic than indoctrination.

I believe I learned that the national anthem began to be played regularly before baseball games during WWII, to drum up some patriotism. I’m not going to look it up for confirmation. I believe there is no good reason to continue this tradition for every fucking sporting event, as this policy can lead directly to the…

Yes. “God Bless America” is a shitty song from a forgotten Broadway musical that has a line celebrating sea foam for some reason. And I can live without the national anthem before every damn sporting event, too.

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After hearing that dreck, I was surprised John Tesh’s Wikipedia entry had no report of any involvement with Up With People.

Hats off to the Flipper-esque okay reference without a question mark (if that was your intention. If not, then bugger off). For reference:

In what land does this ideal policy exist?

I moved to the Seattle area for work in the fall of 2013. Honestly, it was fun to watch the postseason in local bars. One place reserved a nice seat for me for the Super Bowl. It was a blast seeing the Broncos, a team I have hated since chilhood, humiliated. But that was enough. I’m glad I got fired shortly after the…

You are assuming Trump knows how to use a computer and access the internet. We don’t know that to be true, do we?

I thought it was from Miami, and the cubanos I’ve had did not include salami. But now, fuckin hell yeah, I want one of those.

Change your screen name. It is vile that you disgrace the great Vida Blue’s name with this utter horse shit take, you fucker.

Calling your own Kinja good Kinja is bad Kinja. It’s like it’s not cool to announce that you’re cool.