I'm from Portland and did my four years at UO and that's exactly what I was thinking... all the parties that ended in a feel good "jam sesh" with stoned people swaying to Jason Mraz and making eyes at each other and comparing homemade tattoos. Probably the most familiar thing about the video was the presentation of a…

I live in Eugene, OR and there are so. many. people. like this here. except they are all damn liars. they don't hunt or forage or anything, they just get high and eat taco bell like the other U of O rejects. His music sounds like shit I hear walking through downtown.

"When I go down the street," Mills said, "It's 'Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'"

"It's 'Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'"

absolutely not. i don't BELIEVE zooey, you know? i BELIEVE ellie kemper.

There is something ineffably depressing about "Hanging by a Moment." I don't know whether it's just the place I was at in life when it came out, or his voice, or what, but it's given me a pit in my stomach since the first time I heard it. Being trapped on a plane with that voice would probably do me in.

OK, laptops need to be put away. In conclusion: Congratulations to Staind, you are no longer Earth's worst band, thanks to Lifehouse.

My birthday is a few days before Christmas, and Barbie came out the year I was four. My father was sick that year and in and out of the hospital, and my mom was working nights in a restaurant to support us.

I told Kara this earlier: the ethnic kids video reminded me of the time my fiancee and I were in an Asian buffet around Christmas and the sound system was playing a recording of what sounded like a gaggle of creepy, extremely sugared-up kids singing Christmas songs but with the subjects replaced to make them way more…

KRISTINA KELLY IS THE DEVIL

Fun fact: We saw Kristina from Vanderpump Rules (aka Stassi's only friend) actually work at SUR.

WHY IS EVERYTHING CHUNKS

RIP Giggy

I have sooooo much to do today and I just made the mistake of googling "Hot guys with puppies". Monday may not go as planned now.

An excellent idea!

Still would.

This is appropos of nothing, but I'm tired, I'm cranky, and I'm working my ass off to try to make it to vacation tomorrow. Can we please have a hot men and puppies comment thread to start the day? Between the fact it is Monday, the DST hangover, the packing till 3 a.m., and the number of emails I have to return to…

Note that the tweets are from the hospital, not Marvel (and as such they would indeed have to have gotten the patients' approval for release because HIPAA). Celebs do this sort of thing all over the country just about every day, and very little of it makes the papers. Sometimes people really just like to give kids a…